The short version: A few years back, I bought a CD on a whim in LA's Chinatown for about 3 bucks. It features a startling 10 min. track entitled "Asian Dance Club Music Mix" which is built around a chorus of Chinese people singing Madonna's "Material Girl." And then it gets really weird. It makes about as much sense to share it as anything else, so here it is.
PRESENTED IN DIGITAL SOUND STEREO.