For your flower and gift deliveries with impact and style in the Shinjuku Kabukicho area the ONLY sane choice is LOVE'S CLOVER...in fact, as the slogan points out rightfully, "It is only one flower in the word". So there.
In addition to really fucking expensive bouquets and floral arrangements sure to impress a true Top Dandy, LOVE'S CLOVER also delivers festive champagne towers, holiday decorations, even columns and archways to the host club or okama bar of your choice.
LOVE'S CLOVER can also create copyright-violating character floral arrangements, bouquets with encrypted messages, or indeed any animal in the bestiarum vocabulum (small dogs seem to be popular for some reason...).
While hostesses must be content to snack on Sno-balls and Ding-Dongs, LOVE'S CLOVER also offers a skull-fucking assortment of HOST CAKES made to order for special occasions (I'm going to go with "birthday") and those spontaneous celebrations when only "homemade" will do...like at 4am when you can't taste anything because you've become a human ashtray who feels like puking in the back but you'll get fired if you do.
FAX your orders 24 hours at day to LOVE'S CLOVER of Kabukicho, and always remember "It is only one flower in the word". The others are just symptoms of secondary psychosis with predominant hallucinations.
sir, all I can say is... LOL. xD
Posted by: kagitsune | November 20, 2008 at 05:57 PM