The staff of Japan's Men's Joker magazine can only manage to put together a massive fashion monthly with the help of Calorie Mate energy food supplements. But don't take my word for it!

This model is medically malnourished, and yet retains enough energy to make it through taxing photo sessions thanks to Calorie Mate

This stylist sometimes picks out the wrong clothes (he can't see so good with his sunglasses on indoors) but he's always sure to pick up a Calorie Mate bar

The makeup artist's kit is covered in crumbs from assorted flavours of Calorie Mate

The cameraman sometimes shoots himself eating Calorie Mate when he thinks no one is looking

By an astonishing coincidence, even the writer of the article about Calorie Mate is eating Calorie Mate!
Why aren't you? Is something fucking wrong with you?
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