THE GIRL THAT WILL DESTROY YOUR HOMEWORLD!
ENGLISH DUBBED JAPANESE GIRLS TELL YOU ALL!!
HOT TEARS OF SHAME EPISODE NINE
GOTHIC LOLITA THEATA
(Special Guests - The Hot Tears of Shame All-Star Players: Daryl Surat, Kojiro Abe, and Pedro Edogawa)
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(Running time - 8:46)
Opening crawl read by Clarissa Graffeo
The battle of the Mysterian dome. It begins with a magnificent
unfurling of arc lights beams, then long and slow sonic booms that
echo throughout the Overtones like great pebbles skipping on the river
of time-space. The air on this plain of war is wet and weighed down,
black with burnt soy sauce, and packs of Parliaments lit by massive
gamma ray bursts that causing Ionospheric absorption down to, and then
straight past, the ultra low frequencies range...
Relevant links:
Pepsi NEX
Giant Robots in Kabukicho
Good to hear that Kojiro Abe ended up doing the voiceover after all. The Monica Rial falsetto adds a much-needed air of authenticity. "In the tradition of such great anime as Speed Racer, Ah My Goddess, and Odin."
How appropriate it is that the link associated with Clarissa be a slash mark.
Posted by: Daryl Surat | March 31, 2006 at 08:43 AM
http://www.animejump.com/forumpix/gl13.jpg
Age: Unknown
Nationality: Unknown; Asian features
Affiliation: Unknown
Code name: Gothic Lolita Thirteen, or GL13
Posted by: Mike Toole | March 31, 2006 at 12:28 PM
I love Kojiro's exceedingly vague Asian accent.
Posted by: Carl Horn | March 31, 2006 at 04:37 PM
We used to have a crunky Golgo 13 toy with a bum leg at the Viz office that was swiftly dubbed "Polio 13." Would be good to see a whole gang of them versus the Chinese mafia circa 1991.
Kojiro claims he's going to try and join the US Marines and fight in Fallujah where he will "pump Zarquawi and all those other insurgent fuckheads full of lead."
Hopefully, these recording will not come back to haunt him. As Evel Kinevel once said, "America needs more heroes."
Posted by: Patrick3 | March 31, 2006 at 05:18 PM
Here I was, thinking I was the only American with a copy of "The Last Days of Planet Earth" soundtrack.
Posted by: Gandalf Mantooth | April 06, 2006 at 02:32 PM