The Yakuza Paper Towels

Japanese TV right now. Yakuza movie stalwarts Hiroki Matsukata and Tatsuo Umemiya sitting around eating steak sandwiches.

News in from Akibagahara (pre-Meiji pronunciation). Government subsidized maids now drain your vital fluids at the local blood bank and still call you master after.

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[Matt Gray]

"Government subsidized maids now drain your vital fluids at the local blood bank and still call you master after."

Sounds fabulous...sign me up.

Oh, and congratulations on escaping from the Mysterian Dome. Don't count on that happening next time. I've given specific instructions to Vowel-Goons Willy Womack and Clark Simpson to make sure your next visit to The Dome lasts even longer.