The curtain falls on the romantic ballad of Vanquish Day when them Vanquish Under Pants finally drop. And by Granny, here they are...
It's unclear how they will fare in battle against Buffalo Bobs Coffee and Donut underwear, or even the Fruit of the Loom guys, but the large gold "SEX" logo adds "a great deal of character" and makes a "big impact". Or something like that.
Go on. Touch it. I won't tell nobody...for thirty-five dollars, that is.
HAPPY VANQUISH DAY!
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