Episode #27
The mad, mad quest for the mythical super galaxy known as Virgin Space continues as Otackers Pat and Matt storm the Tokyo Trader Vic’s in an attempt to recreate the atmosphere of the South Pacific with no money whatsoever. On the authentic Polynesian menu: Crab Rangoon, Kazuo Umezu, the Perfect Burger, porn shop bingo with Denki Watanabe, “Love Letter From Hell” by Hayami Jun, stamina drinks, Pineapple Fried Rice, lousy coffee, mystery guests, and (*spoilers*) big fruity cocktails with little paper umbrellas in them!
* No jeans, T-shirts or sneakers
PLEASE REFRAIN FROM SMOKING CIGARS AND PIPES IN DINING ROOM.
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Update: We're still inside trying to figure out how we are ever going to get out of this one alive.
Please tell me what that opening song was.
Posted by: Roger | July 29, 2008 at 05:17 PM
"I've Been Obsessed" by Outrageous Cherry.
Posted by: Patrick Macias | July 29, 2008 at 05:27 PM
Another great episode, love the way your voices become hush when you enter Traders.
Highlights; ribs and pornography, pornshop bingo more intense then Dungeons and Dragons. Kinda beautiful dude!
Didn't Matt already relate his Umezu encounter in an earlier episode. Great hearing it again either way.
Posted by: magwea | July 29, 2008 at 07:05 PM
Matt covered the Umezu meeting on his blog a while back. This is the first time he talks about it into a little tape recorder.
I think you might be thinking about his equally strange encounter with Katsuhiro Otomo covered in one of the old Nakano Broadway episodes?
Posted by: Patrick Macias | July 29, 2008 at 07:07 PM
On that note, I actually ran into Otomo AGAIN the other night. If you define "happen to find yourself sitting down the bar from someone" as "running into them," anyway.
Much like Ukon no Chikara ("The Power of Tumeric," a great band name if there ever was one), I'm not sure if this latest oblique encounter was "refreshing"or "intimidating."
Posted by: Matt | July 29, 2008 at 07:38 PM
Hey Patrick, thanks for putting this up! I really needed a good laugh...
Posted by: SurfPenguin | July 29, 2008 at 09:58 PM
Thanks for the follow up, it must have been the Alt blog where i read it first. There i was thinking that Tokyo is a big city instead the hottest mangaka hang at every corner.
Posted by: magwea | July 30, 2008 at 06:07 AM
So.....how did you end up paying?!?
I have to admit I've got a soft spot for Trader Vic's. When I was living in BrewTown, we'd go down to Chicago for Trader Vic's. We moved out to Seattle, and lo and behold, they were building a new one in Bellevue (east Seattle, basically). I fuckin' loves me a Scorpion Bowl...
And Alt, you crackhead...they've got 'em all over:
http://www.tradervics.com/rest-0.html
Some day...I WILL be sipping a MaiTai in Dubai!
Posted by: hillsy | July 30, 2008 at 09:57 AM
"On that note, I actually ran into Otomo AGAIN the other night."
And Otomo sensei was in serious need of Ucon no Chikara or something.He seemed totally burned out!
Posted by: Aceface | August 04, 2008 at 01:14 AM
>>So.....how did you end up paying?!?
We signed the bill "Katsuhiro Otomo" and ran!
Posted by: Matt | August 05, 2008 at 07:51 PM
Trader Vic's in Seattle hath closed. Sounds like all of the U.S. spots are not doing well. I guess people just don't appreciate "tiki" anymore...
Posted by: hillsy | August 26, 2008 at 08:13 PM
That's sad and sucks.
Posted by: Patrick Macias | August 26, 2008 at 08:20 PM
Man, Patrick. I was talking with this girl from Japan today, and apparently she works in this Trader Vics!
Posted by: wildarmsheero | September 16, 2008 at 10:30 AM
God, maybe that's her bringing us the pork spare ribs. You must have the madd nampa skillz...
Posted by: | September 16, 2008 at 10:51 AM