Can your heart stand the shocking facts about "Bukkake Rulers"?

Here’s my official submission to “The Grossest Thing You’ve Seen on the Internet…Today” sweepstakes: a pair of handy “bukkake rulers” given away as free omake inside of recent issues of Shonengahosha’s Young Comic magazine. How do they work? Well, a clear and flexible plastic shell houses a naughty illustration inside. Press down on the darned thing and an unwholesome fluid oozes around until hilarity or boredom results. Who thought this was a good idea, and why on Earth does it only measure objects that are 15cm (5.9 inches) long? Even Young Comic contributing manga artist Denki Watanabe, who presented these objects to me with all the solemnity of a Zen tea ceremony, confesses to being baffled. But that didn’t stop him from furiously demonstrating these “For Mature Adults” caliber items in public even as I tried to chow down on chicken with white sauce stew…

UPDATE: YouTube yanked my demonstration video last night, the reason being "nudity in a sexual context". Fun facts: the illustrations on the rulers are not nude. They're not even real people! Also, the girl on the left doesn't even have nipples! Imagine someone *still* being offended by Bukkake Rulers!

Anyway, you can direct download the video here.

Comments

[girl]

Clearly meant for measuring the effects of Viagra.

[TheBigN]

The accompanying music makes the whole demonstration.

[spm]

did u buy both of them?

[Tom]

"Used" schoolgirl panties in vending machines and, now, this? What more lies beneath the surface of Japan's seemingly polite exterior?