An Eternal Thought in the Mind of Godzilla

Japanese Fashion Inferno on Tumblr

Ok, I have just launched a terriyfing new photo blog over at Tumblr.

Say hello to “Japanese Fashion Inferno”.

Why here and now? Well, my research for my weekly column at Tokyo Fashion – my favorite freelance gig EVER – has dramatically increased my exposure to images from hellfire and brimstone of Japanese retail. As for what I’ll be covering,  "the best of the worst" is the general idea, but the description for JFI at Tumblr gives more exact detail:

"日本, 東京, 渋谷, だ埼玉, ギャル, ギャル男, キャバ, ホスト, ヤンキー, バッドテイスト, いろいろ

Japan, Tokyo, Shibuya, Gyaru, Oniikei, Host, Hostess, Yankii, Bad Taste, Etc"

I know I post this kind of crap all the time here at this blog and elsewhere, but placing them all together (and linking it up to Google AdSense…) seems like a good way to create a special kind of panic and confusion. 

So check it out, follow, and feel free to leave pithy comments and angusihed cries of "ohmygosh, where can I buy that?" (answer: 地獄).

Was it really just our last goodnight when I saw the light and was told that you'd been telling lies?

Lawdy Internuts!

That old Cup Nude post from last-whenever just racked up 30,000 ding-dong hits (and counting) to this blog in the last 24 hours, mostly from links to BoingBoing, Reddit, and probably some fat white kid from Nebraska who likes Asian girl's Myspace Bulletin.

Oh, if I only had me a nickel for everyone one of them clicks, then I could buy a server, an iPhone, a Bluetooth, and maybe even start selling banner ads!

But here's the twist! I don't want your e-z money Web 2.0...because you're all a bunch of dirty ducks!

Top search engine hits in the last 24 hours

yokohama blowjob
Shibuya blowjob
Akihabara + Sex + Otaku
nampa porn Tokyo
Japanese people who look white
"swedish erotica playing cards"
Kita Senju
ever turned a girl down cause her pussy stank
spase Godzilla
godzilla sized sex toy
godzilla fucker
white married females and godzilla
Geto Boyz-mind playing tricks on me video

8 of Cups: Indolence

Now open for business and pre-emptive power lunches.

My new blog.

Astral Herpes.

My dream journal, of absolutely no use or interest to anyone.

All the same, I hope it takes you to...The Place (pictured below).

Thunderball Sakusen

Tangled webs: funnybook scribe Warren Ellis outs himself as "Internet Jesus," figures me as "essentially Small-Time" and we finally become brothers over Casino Royale, of all things. Here.

And yes, it's true. James Bond has completely hijacked this blog like an Avro Vulcan bomber piloted by Count Lippe.

"Sift civilization to the bottom of your bag of thrills"

Now *this* is weird. Shaku Yumiko is blogging about me over at the Eigo de Shabera Night website...

秋葉原を案内して下さったマシアスさんは、私よりずっと東京や秋葉原に詳しかったですね(^^ゞ秋葉原はテクノロジーとイマジネーションに長けた人が集ま る街っておっしゃっていました。今まで、例えばフィギュアの世界などはあまり理解できなかったんですけど、彼の話を聞いて納得できました。想像力と創造力 が長けた人が集まって、色んなモノを『ソウゾウ』してつくり上げている街。それが東京なんですね。今まで『ＴＯＫＹＯ』は、外国の真似をして無理して背伸 びしている街だと思われているんじゃないかって、劣等感を感じていたんですけど、そうじゃなくて住んでいる私たちがもっと胸を張って、柔軟に好きなことを していったらいいんじゃないかな？

釈由美子

1. I wonder if she really wrote this.
2.  If she did, then chin up hot stuff. Tokyo's not all that bad.
3. It's just the age we live in.